User Profile

Advertisement

  • Add Friend
  • Add Note
  • Track User
  • Send Message
  • Send V-Gift
Userpic

Kat's rather boring life

Created on 2004-08-11 09:57:01 (#4147467), last updated 2006-03-09

350 comments received, 778 comments posted

Basic Info
Name:Kat
Birthdate:08-30
Location:Saginaw, Michigan, United States
Bio
-Practice safe eating, use condiments!
-I didn't do it, you can't prove it, nobody saw me, and the sheep are lying.
-When everyone's trying to be different, be normal and then you will be truly different.
-You are only as strong as you imagine yourself to be.
-Why is it that asteroids are found outside the hemisphere, while hemorroids are found outside your ass?
-Hillbillies like in the HAY!
-If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress? Think about it
-Life isn't measured by how many breaths you take, it's meausered in the moments that take your breath away
-Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you have "fine" written all over you
-Who was the first person to say "hmmm...I think I'll eat the next thing that comes out of a chicken's butt"?
-A good friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be right there laughing and saying oops!
-Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
Connect

Interests (9):

External Services:

LJ Talkinsane_one_15@livejournal.com
AIMkjwallaertAIM status
Friends [View Entries]
Communities [View Entries]
Feeds [View Entries]

Watching (1):

Advertisement

Create an Account
Forgot your login or password?
Login w/ OpenID
English • Español • Deutsch • Русский…